Last night was the Oscars, which nobody watches anymore but we had some action at the awards show….

But then there’s the unrated version….

Look, there’s a part of me that thinks that this is all bullshit, notably how Will Smith laughs at Chris Rock’s joke and how Chris Rock just took a slap like it was nothing and didn’t even really react in the correct way, which is to slap the shit out of Will Smith back. There is the majority that does think that an assault occurred, including myself, who thinks Will Smith fucked up.