Yankee Optimism DEFLATED, Heaney Sucks, Cole Has COVID and the Bats Are Silent AF!

So much to unpack after one night, new pitcher Andrew Heaney absolutely shit the bed by giving up four solo shots in his debut, which was more than enough for the Orioles who three hit the Yankees.

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Just when the optimism to move forward, especially with Gerrit Cole pitching the next game, it immediately got fucking deflated when the grim reaper himself, Boone announced Cole has COVID.

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Urshela is going on the IL and we can’t score more than a run a game, playoffs back off!

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