The Mets have had a fairly productive offseason, one might even say flipping the script from past Mets off seasons. They signed James McCann and traded for Francisco Linder and hey they might not be done.

BUT

The Mets are the Mets and you can’t change a team that is used to things holding them back.

New York Mets general manager Jared Porter sent explicit photos, including a naked picture of a penis, to a foreign female reporter in 2016 after she had ignored dozens of other messages from him for weeks.

Details in news story with @minakimes at ESPN: https://t.co/gAOzQlTeAf

— Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) January 19, 2021

https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js

I mean those romantic days of sending dick pics are over, you can’t do that anymore. While in the days of the cavemen mightved been acceptable for dick pics, that shit is just wrong now.

I mean look at this bafoon, he thought sending a pic of him yawning would entice a woman to talk to him, when it didn’t work…

I’m not sure what he called his penis but it was so bad it had to be blurred out, I mean what the actual fuck. Also, you never send more than three texts in a row to a woman, and if you do, you can’t throw up a Hail Mary by asking her to watch your penis.

I hope that the Mets organization is as appalled as the rest of baseball and fires this creep, be better Mets!

Update: As of 8:10 am the Mets announced that Jared Porter has been fired