The Greatest Cereals Of All-Time

Alright, it’s the end of the week and it’s time to catch up some sleep and wake up and enjoy your favorite bowl of cereal. There are some cereal’s that tower over the rest of them. Do you like sweet? Do you like a little healthier? Do you have a nostalgic brand? We all got that one cereal that when we sit down, you say god damn, this is my stuff! This is that list of the most badass amazing cereals ever created!

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We start with by far one of the most sugary cereals of all time and the most delicious. The cereal years ago cane shaped in the fruit and color that General Mills made you believe you were eating. More recently, thanks to NO ONE, Trix has become a more modest cereal with increasingly less sugar. We start here but not the best on the list.

2. Cinnamon Toast Crunch

Ok, I understand that some people are not into cinnamon but if you can even stand it, this cereal is where it is at. These wonderful little cinnamon squares are delicious and are chock full of sugar. The only knock on this cereal is if you let it get too soggy, it tastes absolutely gross but other than that, it’s perfect!

3. Honey Nut Cheerios

Honey Nut Cheerios is absolutely one of not only the greatest cereals of all time but one of the greatest snacks of all time. With milk or just plain, popping these little O’s in your mouth are nothing short of god damn exquisite. Also HNC are one of the rare cereals that are absolutely banging, soggy or not.

4. Fruity/Cocoa Pebbles

I had to pull fruity and cocoa together because seriously it was a god damn tie and there was no way that one was getting left out. Fruity Pebbles and Cocoa Pebbles, much like HNC are one of those cereals you can eat with milk or just pop as a snack. The bonus for the Cocoa Pebbles is that if you let the pebbles get a little soggy, you get chocolate milk and who the hell doesn’t want that.

5. Frosted Flakes

I saved this one for last, I tried to list the cereals in no order whatsoever but this right here is a classic. I don’t think there’s a human being alive, living in a non third world country, who hasn’t had Frosted Flakes. You got the star, Tony the Tiger, faithfully repping Frosted Flakes for the longest time. Although Frosted Flakes has also fell victim to the lesser sugary cereals, in its hay day, you could practically taste the friggin diabetes. This is my gold pick for the list as the coup de gras, the holy grail!

What’s your favorite? Wait, I gotta get me a bowl……

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